A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle, the proverb says. You shouldn’t take it seriously, as it’s a kind of joke, meaning that a woman can live happily without requiring to be in a relationship with a man. But still there is a part of joke in every joke, as the Russian people say, meaning that every joke is mostly a truth, and only a small part of it is actually a joke. And this post is for sure shouldn’t be read by men. Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country
You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they’re both on fire – they’re exactly alike.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.